[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'
Release the penguins
me back when I had my priorities sorted out
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
now accepting anon hate
but only in the form of haikus
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
how dare this guy who does he think he is, the kid’s dad?
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
- teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
- me: winged eyeliner
do you play any instruments?
I play the QWERTY keyboard